When a Horse Breaks a Leg, You Shoot It

So when my car’s transmission goes kapoot, can I push it in front of a train and collect the insurance money?Sigh…So Meg’s driving back from the libray today after harvesting a trove of mystery thrillers, cruising along State Line Avenue, and...

Tales from the Sewer

Be warned. The following tale is true, as are the photos. It contained graphic materials which may offend your sensibilities. Unless you’re a plumber, and get excited about things like this:

When all else fails, saw the sucker in two. 

It all started with a backed up commode. Two, to be precise. I tried snaking the pipes to no avail. That poop chute was just plain stopped up. So I started digging….